Why Am I the Only One Who Thinks Babies Are Ugly
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Thread started 10/02/12 11:41am
| Hudson | Am I the only one who thinks babies are ugly? I'm sorry but everytime on another forum someone posts pictures of their baby and everyone is like "OMG so precious" I'm like WTF, uglier than a sunburnt pile of runny dog shit. There are no exceptions to me, I don't think human beings can become pleasant to look at until they are toddlers. |
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Reply #1 posted 10/02/12 11:43am
| Genesia | You're complaining about other peoples' children when you have a totally hideous avatar? Okay. We don't mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. |
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Reply #2 posted 10/02/12 11:46am
| Hudson | Well Splinter from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is a lot easier to look at than say Jabba the Hutt, or newborns. |
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Reply #3 posted 10/02/12 12:04pm
| Byron | [img:$uid]http://files.coloribus.com/files/adsarchive/part_1329/13296355/file/helianthus-baby-clothes-ugly-baby-2-small-61055.jpg[/img:$uid] |
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| BobGeorge909 | No....the worst picture of a person ever taken, tho I agree r completely necessary, r those newborn pix....they ALL look like little slimy, crusty aliens. |
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Reply #6 posted 10/02/12 12:39pm
| purplethunder3 | "Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato |
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Reply #7 posted 10/02/12 12:46pm
| rdhull | post header of the year . [Edited 10/2/12 12:46pm] "Climb in my fur." |
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Reply #8 posted 10/02/12 1:13pm
| JustErin | Some are born really cute and some are not...but I must say that most babies are pretty cute. Even some newborns can be really beautiful after they are cleaned up and their heads get out of that weird shape. |
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Reply #9 posted 10/02/12 1:17pm
| Efan | Some of them are awfully cute, but they're all stupid.
LOS ANGELES--A surprising new study released Monday by UCLA's Institute For Child Development revealed that human babies, long thought by psychologists to be highly inquisitive and adaptable, are actually extraordinarily stupid. The study, an 18-month battery of intelligence tests administered to over 3,500 babies, concluded categorically that babies are "so stupid, it's not even funny."
According to Institute president Molly Bentley, in an effort to determine infant survival instincts when attacked, the babies were prodded in an aggressive manner with a broken broom handle. Over 90 percent of them, when poked, failed to make even rudimentary attempts to defend themselves. The remaining 10 percent responded by vacating their bowels. "It is unlikely that the presence of the babies' fecal matter, however foul-smelling, would have a measurable defensive effect against an attacker in a real-world situation," Bentley said. Another test, in which the infants were placed on a mound of dirt outdoors during a torrential downpour, produced similarly bleak results. "The chicken, dog and even worm babies that we submitted to the test as a control group all had enough sense to come in from the rain or, at least, seek shelter under a leafy clump of vegetation or outcropping of rock," test supervisor Thomas Howell said. "The human babies, on the other hand, could not grasp even this incredibly basic concept, instead merely lying on the ground and making gurgling noises." According to Howell, almost 60 percent of the infants tested in this manner eventually drowned. Some of the babies tested were actually so stupid that they choked to death on pieces of Micronaut space toys. Others, unable to use such primitive instruments as can openers and spoons due to insufficient motor skills, simply starved to death, despite being surrounded by cabinets full of nutritious, life-giving Gerber-brand baby-food products. Babies, the study concluded, are also too stupid to do the following: avoid getting their heads trapped in automatic car windows; use ice to alleviate the pain of burn injuries resulting from touching an open flame; master the skills required for scuba diving; and use a safety ladder to reach a window to escape from a room filled with cyanide gas. "As a mother of four, I find these results very disheartening," Bentley told reporters. "I can honestly say that the effort I have expended trying to raise my children into intelligent beings may have been entirely wasted--a fool's dream, if you will." Study results also prompted a strong reaction from President Clinton. "All of us, on some primitive, mammalian level, feel a great sense of pride in our offspring," Clinton said. "It is now clear, however, that these feelings are unfounded. Given the overwhelming evidence of their profound stupidity, we have no choice but to replace our existing infant population with artificially incubated simu-drones, with the eventual goal of phasing out the shamefully stupid human baby forever." | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Reply #10 posted 10/02/12 1:19pm
| RodeoSchro | I guarantee that one chick from Australia agrees with you. I forgot her name, but the one that thinks people who have kids have no right to be happy is who I'm talking about. |
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Reply #11 posted 10/02/12 1:46pm
| NDRU | Newborns are hideous, but after 6 months or so they are adorable! |
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Reply #12 posted 10/02/12 4:07pm
| XxAxX | i just stare right at those wrinkly, red little faces and say "oh, how gorgeous. what a sweet little baby." no matter WHAT they look like. and i never, ever tell the new parent their child looks like a hairless little capuchin monkey. well, hardly ever. unless it really IS a monkey. |
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Reply #13 posted 10/02/12 4:08pm
| Timmy84 | When babies are born, they're gonna always come off like that. Within a few days or a week though, they're adorable. I've rarely come across a baby that was ugly in any shape, fashion or form lol [Edited 10/2/12 16:08pm] |
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Reply #14 posted 10/02/12 6:07pm
| Hudson |
I agree. I never say "Oh how cute" or "Oh how precious" when I see a newborn, I say "That's neat." |
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Reply #15 posted 10/02/12 6:12pm
| lust | You sir are wrong. All babies are beautiful. How could you NOT melt with adoring love for this little chap. If the milk turns out to be sour, I aint the kinda pussy to drink it! |
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Reply #16 posted 10/02/12 6:25pm
| Lammastide | I find very few newborns actually cute, but many infants are absolutely adorable. Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου |
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Reply #17 posted 10/02/12 6:31pm
| nursev | Folks please not the babies |
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Reply #18 posted 10/02/12 6:36pm
| JoeTyler | babies are supercute as soon as they're +2 weeks old |
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Reply #19 posted 10/02/12 6:44pm
| ZombieKitten | All babies are ugly except your own. I'm the mistake you wanna make |
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Reply #20 posted 10/02/12 6:58pm
| Mach |
~ Same as it ever was ... |
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Reply #21 posted 10/02/12 7:36pm
| lust | ZombieKitten said: All babies are ugly except your own. Particularly when they are fresh out the box. If the milk turns out to be sour, I aint the kinda pussy to drink it! |
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Reply #22 posted 10/02/12 8:33pm
| ZombieKitten | lust said: ZombieKitten said: All babies are ugly except your own. Particularly when they are fresh out the box. Except your own - when you first feast your eyes on your own product of perfection you will marvel at how freakishly good-looking your sprog is (much like yourself!) and when others appear underwhelmed by your child's otherworldly beauty, you will feel perplexed and perhaps a little indignant. It's all in the bonding hormones I'm the mistake you wanna make |
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Reply #23 posted 10/02/12 9:22pm
| Beautifulstarr | Not to brag and all, but my daughter was a pretty baby. I was the last person to hold her because the nurse was showing her off. A head full of jet black hair and chubby |
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She made homecoming this year 
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| JustErin |
Totally not true! |
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Reply #27 posted 10/03/12 5:35am
| Adisa |
I used to feel the same way based on that infamous first picture they would take of babies at the hospital back in the day. Then, I saw a nursery at a local hospital back in 2006. All the newborns were as cute as they could be. I'm sick and tired of the Prince fans being sick and tired of the Prince fans that are sick and tired! |
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I was like, WTF happened over the years? Newborn babies used to be jacked up back in the 70s and 80s.Reply #28 posted 10/03/12 6:52am
| ThisOne | Babies are not a fashion statement mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus |
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Reply #29 posted 10/03/12 7:04am
| toots | Even i was ugly as a baby Smurf theme song-seriously how many fucking "La Las" can u fit into a dam song |
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